Glory of the NYA Raider!

This past week, Sloppy Seconds the Slitheriest (sp?) of Snakes, hosted an achievement run for Glory of the Ny’alotha Raider! This earned the participants the Wriggling Parasite mount – a favorite to both Clumsi and Andramantis for obvious reasons! ๐Ÿ†

With the caption “It’s so wiggly! Just looking at it move is chaotic and unnerving,” by observing it’s muscly and ribbed body (uWu) couldn’t make it be more true. Congratulations to everyone involved and for Izzacangel for arranging it!


Rat Race 2 Recap

The second great rat race was another banging success. ๐Ÿ’ฅ The little furry devils traversed through the bejeweled streets of Silvermoon into the war-torn lands of Hillsbrad Foothills. Their obstacles were many – they first had to navigate the streets of Silvermoon (honestly, they couldn’t figure it our without markers), pass through the chilly lands of Ghostlands, and survive the many undead and worgen of Plaguelands and Silverpine Forest. There was only one first place winner though, who maintained an enormous lead throughout the entire event… the winners are ๐ŸŽ‰:

  1. Smudgeqt
  2. Pawlabean
  3. Speedycake

The Prizes

First place won the Sylverian Dreamer mount ๐Ÿฆข. Second place won Twilight, the store pet. ๐Ÿˆ And third place won a free 15 mythic+ carry! Congratulations to our second rat race participants! ๐Ÿงก


Carapeace, SS ed.

Slooopy Doocends did it again! On the last pull of the night, the tentacle-y pool boy went down – Carapace that is! ๐Ÿฆ‘

The big bad took 97 or 98 pulls, I can’t remember because I had too many whiskies last night. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Regardless, congratulations SS and be prepared to wipe 200+ times on the final z’addy of the expansion… the make-you-oof overlord himself, Clums… N’zoth!

No pandas were hurt in the creation of this article


Mr. Il’gy No Here, SS ed.

Oops! Sloppy Seconds did it again! Having ventured deep into the void hole of Ny’alotha, they defeated (in a fair 20 versus 1 tree tumor ๐ŸŽ„ gone ‘roid eyeball zaddy yas me hard) Il’gnyoth thus making them officially, 10/12 mythic progression!

The keen eye will see that the above picture is very much not Il’gynoth but his apprentice and lover G’huun. We forgot to take a picture with Zaddy so a Vulpera entering G’huuns gaping mouth hole will have to do. ๐Ÿคท

Tune in as SSs pushes progression. Will they make cutting edge or will they fall flat because we’re fat? Who knows! ๐Ÿ’–


The Second Great RAT RACE!

Welcome again to the greatest and even more most evilest race in all of the World of Warcraft ๐Ÿ‘ฟ, the SECOND GREAT RAT RACE! MYTHICC guild is hosting this treacherous shindig so bring your worst intentions, destroy your friends, and win!

The premise: New Vulpera priests risk everything to get to Tarren Mill, Hillsbrad Foothills… by foot. But there’s a twist! Every participant is given movement enhancing consumables and a Swapblaster. The goal… getting to Tarren Mill from Silvermoon before all of your comrades for fun prizes… at their expense. ๐ŸฆŠ

Event Details: 8/27 at 8:00pm CST

  • Much like last time, every participant must be a Vulpera priest and registered via the posted spreadsheet
  • Your Vulpera must be on the Mal’ganis server to receive prizes
  • A 40-man raid group will be formed
  • Everyone will be given 15 gold, 5 Goblin Glider Kits, 5 speed potions, and a Swapblaster
  • Mounts, flight paths, portals, movement enhancing abilities and talents are NOT permitted
  • The Vulpera racial ‘Make Camp’ and ‘Return to Camp’ are allowed but use it wisely, it has a long cool down
  • Use of Psychic Scream and Holy Word: Chastise are allowed and can get you out of a pickle
  • Participants must visit 4 checkpoints this time and find a vendor specific item in those areas. You must present them to a moderator at the finish line as proof of your travels
  • These checkpoints and items will be announced during the starting event timer
  • Additional racing hints will also be shared during the beginning timer
  • Moderators will police from the skies making sure rules are being followed and to assist troubled Vulpera who fall too far behind ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

Overview of Prizes

  • 1st – Sylverian Dreamer store mount (or equivalent)
  • 2nd – Twilight store pet
  • 3rd – A free 15 carry on a character of your choosing

Sadly, not everyone can win but every participant can go home knowing that they represented the worst of the Vulperan race. ๐Ÿ’–

The goal here is to have fun while screwing over your friends! Everyone has a target on their back… may the most clever Vulpera win!


Vexvexvexiona, SS ed.

Sloppy Seconds did it again! On reset day, the void dragon had her wings clipped… and then we took all her loots! This all didn’t come without some hard salty man sweat and tears. Many people decided to “LEROY JENKINS” themselves (yeet ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ) into what I am now referring to as the “Butthurt Smash.” The Butthurt Smash took the lives of many of our raiders for oh so many pulls.

May these individuals live in shameful infamy ๐Ÿ™… I’m on there, too, you just can’t see me because author privilege.

Regardless of our team’s shortcomings (Clumsi), since SSs went to a 2-day raid night, we’ve taken down 4 more bosses, something I thought not imaginable if we were still a 1-day raid team. Congo-rats to SSs for a deserving take-down on the void mama herself; 9/12 mythic! ๐Ÿ’–


Xany and Raden Down, SS ed.

Sloppy Seconds zoomies into 8/12 mythic having defeated both Xanash and Ra-den! They would have downed Xany ๐Ÿ’Š the week before but were ROBBED after Bnet services crashed causing them to call raid early. Thankfully, Ra-den didn’t take SSs too long to learn. It took only one night of progression to bring down the mad titan, rest his tortured zaddy soul. ๐Ÿ™

We ended up kiting him (thank God we have a Demon Hunter tank) until 40%, completely avoiding the 3rd set of orbs. There were many vitas and voidies to be had by very thirsty raiders… Andy… ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ you bring shame to us all.

If you’re curious about our mapping for Ra-den, look no further! Courtesy of Izzacpally. These positions made handling the very fast–paced mechanics with ease.

And our routes for Xany were:

Going forward, SSs will be taking on Vexiona ๐Ÿ‰ then spiraling down into the voidy abysses of Ny’alotha to Il’gynoth, Corruption Reborn. Time will tell how long he takes but SSs is on a path to success! Except for Clumsi, he’s toxic. โ˜ ๏ธ


CUTTING EDGE!

On Tuesday night, Raid Force One did the unimaginable (not really, but that’s just a fun word to use). They blasted their way into the belly of the beast and defeated N’zoth on mythic difficulty! ๐Ÿฅ‚ Two lucky members of the team, Shytrap and Highprofit, got the enigmatic mythic only mount, the Ny’alotha Allseer.

Now 12/12 mythic progression, RF1 is planning for a couple of things. They aim to clear all of mythic while also preparing for Shadow Lands. They also might start trials again! Whether that be the case or not, congratulations Raid Force One!!! ๐ŸŽ†

Enjoy the kill video below!


Introducing Sloppy Seconds

The raid team formally known as Weekend Warriors underwent a much needed face-lift (cuz we ugly ๐Ÿ˜ฟ)… they’ve been renamed, Sloppy Seconds! SS had their “inaugural” run last night and recleared 6/12 M! A huge feat for them considering *cough cough Shad’har* tends to take them out to dinner and never call them again. Sad times we know.

Why the change?

Since Weekend Warriors opted for a two-day raid schedule, they changed their name to better reflect their new identity: they no longer raid just on the weekends! ๐Ÿป Having a second day is both attractive for recruitment and allows for more time to progress.

When do they raid?

  • Tuesdays, 8-11pm CST
  • Sundays, 8-11pm CST

Are you interested in applying to the team? Visit the recruitment page to get started today!


Drest’aNOPE, WW ed.

Weekends Warriors was successful, having plunged into the depths of Ny’alotha to deworm the monstrous Drest’agath on Mythic difficulty ๐Ÿ›. It took WWs 3 nights of extended progression to accomplish their feat, securing the team 6/12 M progression!

Everyone contributed to a clean kill except for…๐Ÿฅ… Googlimoogli!

Googlimoogli channeled his inner inting energy and just before he died he screamed “screw all you guys, I’m going home!” With tears in our eyes, we applauded his thoughtful gesture and proceeded to sacrifice him repeatedly using the Ritual Drust Knife toy. Thank you for the kill Googli!

WWs will be going to a 2-day raiding schedule starting Tuesday, June 23rd. The new schedule will look like this:

  • Tuesdays 8-11pm CST
  • Sundays 8-11pm CST

If you’re interested in raiding with Weekend Warriors, reach out to an officer on how to apply or follow this link to the recruitment page.