Xany and Raden Down, SSs ed.

Sloppy Seconds zoomies into 8/12 mythic having defeated both Xanash and Ra-den! They would have downed Xany ๐Ÿ’Š the week before but were ROBBED after Bnet services crashed causing them to call raid early. Thankfully, Ra-den didn’t take SSs too long to learn. It took only one night of progression to bring down the mad titan, rest his tortured zaddy soul. ๐Ÿ™

We ended up kiting him (thank God we have a Demon Hunter tank) until 40%, completely avoiding the 3rd set of orbs. There were many vitas and voidies to be had by very thirsty raiders… Andy… ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ you bring shame to us all.

If you’re curious about our mapping for Ra-den, look no further! Courtesy of Izzacpally. These positions made handling the very fast–paced mechanics with ease.

And our routes for Xany were:

Going forward, SSs will be taking on Vexiona ๐Ÿ‰ then spiraling down into the voidy abysses of Ny’alotha to Il’gynoth, Corruption Reborn. Time will tell how long he takes but SSs is on a path to success! Except for Clumsi, he’s toxic. โ˜ ๏ธ


CUTTING EDGE!

On Tuesday night, Raid Force One did the unimaginable (not really, but that’s just a fun word to use). They blasted their way into the belly of the beast and defeated N’zoth on mythic difficulty! ๐Ÿฅ‚ Two lucky members of the team, Shytrap and Highprofit, got the enigmatic mythic only mount, the Ny’alotha Allseer.

Now 12/12 mythic progression, RF1 is planning for a couple of things. They aim to clear all of mythic while also preparing for Shadow Lands. They also might start trials again! Whether that be the case or not, congratulations Raid Force One!!! ๐ŸŽ†

Enjoy the kill video below!


Introducing Sloppy Seconds

The raid team formally known as Weekend Warriors underwent a much needed face-lift (cuz we ugly ๐Ÿ˜ฟ)… they’ve been renamed, Sloppy Seconds! SS had their “inaugural” run last night and recleared 6/12 M! A huge feat for them considering *cough cough Shad’har* tends to take them out to dinner and never call them again. Sad times we know.

Why the change?

Since Weekend Warriors opted for a two-day raid schedule, they changed their name to better reflect their new identity: they no longer raid just on the weekends! ๐Ÿป Having a second day is both attractive for recruitment and allows for more time to progress.

When do they raid?

  • Tuesdays, 8-11pm CST
  • Sundays, 8-11pm CST

Are you interested in applying to the team? Visit the recruitment page to get started today!


Drest’anope, WWs ed.

Weekends Warriors was successful, having plunged into the depths of Ny’alotha to deworm the monstrous Drest’agath on Mythic difficulty ๐Ÿ›. It took WWs 3 nights of extended progression to accomplish their feat, securing the team 6/12 M progression!

Everyone contributed to a clean kill except for…๐Ÿฅ… Googlimoogli!

Googlimoogli channeled his inner inting energy and just before he died he screamed “screw all you guys, I’m going home!” With tears in our eyes, we applauded his thoughtful gesture and proceeded to sacrifice him repeatedly using the Ritual Drust Knife toy. Thank you for the kill Googli!

WWs will be going to a 2-day raiding schedule starting Tuesday, June 23rd. The new schedule will look like this:

  • Tuesdays 8-11pm CST
  • Sundays 8-11pm CST

If you’re interested in raiding with Weekend Warriors, reach out to an officer on how to apply or follow this link to the recruitment page.


The Great RAT RACE!

Welcome to the greatest and most evilest race in all of World of Warcraft, RAT RACE ๐Ÿ! MYTHICC is teaming up with Anti Social to bring you a treacherous and fun-fueled event!

The premise: New Vulpera priests risk it all to get to Dawnrise Expedition, Tanaris by foot… but there’s a twist! Every participant is given movement enhancing consumables and a Swapblaster. The goal… getting to Dawnrise Expedition before your comrades for fun prizes, at their expense ๐ŸฆŠ.

Event Details: 6/11 at 5:00pm CST

  • Every participant must be a Vulpera priest and registered via a posted spreadsheet
  • Your Vulpera must be on the Mal’ganis or Kil’jaeden servers to receive a prize
  • A 40-man raid group will be formed
  • Everyone will be given 10 gold, 5 Goblin Glider Kits, 5 Lightfoot Potions, and a Swapblaster
  • Mounts, flight paths, portals, movement enhancing abilities, and talents are NOT permitted
  • The Vulpera racial ‘Make Camp’ and ‘Return to Camp’ are allowed but use it wisely, it has a long cool down
  • Use of Psychic Scream and Holy Word: Chastise are allowed and may get you out of a pickle
  • Participants must visit 3 checkpoints and find a vendor specific item in those areas. You must present them to a moderator at the finish line as proof of your travels
  • These checkpoints and items will be announced during the starting event timer
  • Additional racing hints will also be shared during the beginning timer
  • Moderators will police from the skies making sure rules are being followed and to assist troubled Vulpera who fall too far behind

Overview of Prizes

  • 1st – Squeakers, the Trickster store mount (or equivalent)
  • 2nd – Dottie store pet (2 winners chosen after first)
  • 3rd – A free 15 carry on a character of your choosing (3 winners chosen after second place winners finish)

Sadly, not everyone can win but every participant can go home with a little treat of their choosing. These consolation prizes are:

  • Consumables Basket ๐Ÿฒ: 5 Abyssal Healing Potions and 1 Greater Flask of Vast Horizon
  • Enchanter’s Bag โœจ: 20 Gloom Dust, 5 Umbra Shards, and 3 Veiled Crystals
  • Scribe’s Backpack ๐Ÿ“: 20 Ultramarine Pigment, 10 Crimson Pigment, and 5 Maroon Pigment
  • Jeweler’s Satchel ๐Ÿ’Ž: 2 of every 50+ secondary stat gem
  • Tailor’s Pouch ๐Ÿงต: 2 Deep Sea Bags

The goal here is to have fun while screwing over your friends! Everyone has a target on their back… may the most clever Vulpera win!


Bug Splat, WWs ed.

Weekend Warriors got deci… decimated Hivemind on Sunday making them 5/12M ๐Ÿป! This is the farthest into a tier WWs has been, which is even more special considering that they’re only a one-day mythic raiding team. Even more impressively, by the end of the night everyone became ball dodging legends, except for these hookers:

Obviously, the shamans sucked but not as bad as the Paladian ๐Ÿ. He let more balls hit his face than anyone has ever seen before, and with passion. Clumsiest joined him because he felt left out and he also likes balls ๐Ÿคค.

Stay tuned as WWs will take on Xanax ๐Ÿ’Š, the Dark Pill Inquisitor, after a short reclear next week. Hang on to your pandas!


Caurevoir N’zoth

Raid Force One officially downed Carapace of N’zoth, the Thick Purple Tendy Zaddy, making them 11/12 mythic! It was a well earned kill with *mumble over a hundred pulls mumble ๐Ÿคซ* to defeat the Lovecraftian horror. RF1 is doing a reclear next week before diving through the depths to face N’zoth, the Corrupter – the last Old God and clearly a Panda.

Clap if you believe in RF1 ๐Ÿงš! Let’s go!


Glory of Dazar’alor Raider!

Throwadox hosted a “Glory of Dazar’alor Raider” achievement run last night ๐Ÿฅณ! Congratulations to:

  • Throwadox
  • Aredennestehe
  • Orshock
  • Poglastplace
  • Drazov
  • Shytrap
  • Trog
  • Anarane
  • Squishie (Spidercow)
  • Muddypuddy
  • Ramy
  • Sworc
  • Xavier

The mount, the Dazar’alor Windreaver, is a recolor of the many different pterodactyls ๐Ÿฆ… (there’s no bird dinosaur emoji ๐Ÿ˜ฟ) available in Battle for Azeroth. Here’s a closer look!

Check Discord for fun events hosted by guildies or tune in on Thursdays for our mythic Jaina mount runs!


Fun Runs For Days!

To date, Fun Runs! has double-downed on mythic Jaina successfully getting 10 mounts for guild. Congratulations on our most recent mount winners! Fun Runs! ๐ŸŽˆ, hosted by Bootygoblin, will continue farming mythic Jaina until the end of May and then it will alternate weeks with other content. If you’re interested in the mount, signup through Discord but make sure you have the Mythicc Member role, otherwise you won’t see the channel that has the sheet.


El Doggo De No’moro

Weekend Warriors did it again! They defeated the big bad boy himself, Shad’har, the Insatiable Doggo ๐ŸŒญ. This officially makes them 4/12 mythic with the heaviest melee comp known to man… I don’t know why but people insist on playing melee when ranged is far superior I guess ๐Ÿ’…. We’re now realm 75th which is impressive for a one-day raiding team! Congratulations Weekend Warriors – except Clumsiest… he’s way too toxic.