DF Donation Drive Winners

10.0’s donation event was a huge success, all under the watchful eyes of our resident guild bank manager, Anarane. 👀 Hailing originally from the guild, the Crimson Horde, Ana has been with MYTHICC since BFA, slapping her wild dogs on poor Alliance newbies. One story I vividly recall is that Ana chased down wayward gnomes who minded their own questing business in Vale of Eternal Blossoms. They pleaded for their life and she typed out, “lol”. And then she proceeded to moider them.

Donations totaled out to nearly 6M gold, just over $620 dollars’ worth of WoW tokens!

The Winners

💎 Jarkatel with 2,500,000 points!

💎 Largefarva with 1,370,000 points!

💎 Kitori with 1,122,977 points!

✨Prizes✨

Jewelry and visual artist, Andrea Groner, from OddifyIndy, is supplying the guild with exclusive artwork once again! This time the theme centers around the Dragonflights and their respective Aspects. There are 5 pieces total and each one transforms the colors of the flights to geode-like drip pours.

🥇- First pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package

🥈- Second pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package

🥉- Third pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package

🧪What is the adventuring package?🧪 If you feel like donating your win back to the guild, we can offer you all of the following: 40 phials of your choosing, 200 health pots, 200 mana pots, 200 of your preferred food, and 40 drums.

Thank you to everyone who donated and for making the first donation event of DF a banger!


SL fells the Razzle Dazzle

Last Sunday, Swipe Lefties downed the thunder bird, Razzlewing, after several dazzling attempts. Raiders were not pushed back by her tempest wing, and instead yeeted the birdy off her own platform securing the kill. When interviewing members after the win, Asimage couldn’t help himself and screamed, “Yasssss mama yasssss, we got her! HOYAAAAAAAAAA!” Other raiders cried out a very emotional and powerful display of gamer AoTC release. It was a marvelous moment shared with the team.

A special thank you to members of our other raid team coming in and helping land the kill with us! Looking at you, Dyson and Brad on their thicc evokers, Dysagosa and Nutsardragon. 🦎🦎🦎 And a special thank you to Cobie as well, rocking the pre re-work ret Paladin energy.

Nerf mage! JK.


The Great RAT RACE Returns, Pandaria ed.!

Welcome to the greatest and evilest race in all of World of Warcraft, RAT RACE 🏁! MYTHICC brings you a treacherous and fun-fueled event again!

The premise: New Vulpera priests risk it all to get to Shrine of Two Moons by foot… but there’s a twist! Every participant is given Swiftness Potions, Goblin Gliders, and a Swapblaster. The goal… getting to the Shrine of the Two Moons before your comrades… at their expense. 🦊

Event Details: 3/25 at 7:00pm CST

  • Every participant must be a Vulpera priest
  • A raid group will be formed with all participants
  • Everyone will be given 100 gold, 5 Goblin Glider Kits, 5 Swiftness Potions, and a Swapblaster
  • Mounts, flight paths, portals, movement enhancing abilities, and talents are NOT permitted
  • The Vulpera racial ‘Make Camp’ and ‘Return to Camp’ are allowed but use it wisely, it has a long cool down
  • Use of Psychic Scream is allowed and may get you out of a pickle
  • Participants must visit 7 checkpoints and find a specific NPC at those areas.
  • You must take a screenshot of you with the NPC to then share it with a moderator at the finishing line
  • These checkpoints and NPCs will be announced during the starting event timer
  • Additional racing hints will also be shared during the beginning timer
  • Moderators will police from the skies making sure rules are being followed and to assist troubled Vulpera who fall too far behind

Overview of Prizes

  • 1st – Squeakers, the Trickster store mount (or equivalent)
  • 2nd – Dottie store pet (or equivalent)
  • 3rd – Shadow store pet (or equivalent)

Sadly, not everyone can win but every participant can go home knowing that they represented the worst of the Vulperan race. 💖

The goal here is to have fun while screwing over your friends! Everyone has a target on their back… may the cleverest Vulpera win!


Dragonflight KDSI Winners!

MYTHICC’s first key event of Dragonflight ended on Saturday! The 5-week long event tracked participants through dungeons (between key levels 10-15) while keeping a scorecard of their end-of-dungeon timers. Players were awarded bonus points, scaling by key level, while also disregarding one weeks’ worth of points to allow for schedule flexibility and to drop a bad score.

Players pushed themselves harder than ever before and 15s were being completed with relative ease. There were some lows as well, as players encountered pitfalls causing score upsets. In the end, the event was in the “spirit of fun” while having provided a competitive component with gold compensation. With that all being said… we have our winners! 🏅

The Winners and Rewards

  1. Dysagosa with 2490.51 pts (500k)
  2. Amy with 2479.59 pts and (350k)
  3. Sharkey with 2473.93 pts and (150k)

Winners took home some sweet sweet gold, $130 worth of it! 💰 Keep your eyes out for the next event and thank you to everyone who participated!!!


Dragonflight Donation Drive

10.0(.05) is hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee, we have tier and we’re hot messes. So, it’s that time of the expansion where we need you to fill the guild bank! ☝️

Event Details: 2/7 at reset to 3/7 at reset

  • Starts on Feb. 7th at reset and ends Mar. 7th at midnight server (10pm PST, 12am CST, 1am EST)
  • Item values will be posted the night before the event to prevent unfair stockpiling
  • All items must be sent to @Anarané via in-game mail with the subject line “GBANK DONATION”
  • Gold donations can be mailed to @Anarané or donated directly to the guild bank with a screenshot of the money log

Donation Items List

Be warned: point values may fluctuate, and items may be removed over the course of the event. Refer to the 🎫thicc-events channel in Discord for up-to-date point values, items, and score tallies.

✨Prizes✨

Jewelry and visual artist, Andrea Groner, from OddifyIndy is supplying the guild with exclusive artwork once again! This time the theme centers around the Dragonflights and their respective Aspects. There are 5 pieces total and each one transforms the colors of the flights to geode-like drip pours. Winners get to choose their favorite piece in the order of 1st->2nd->3rd. Any remaining will be raffled off in a brutal gold laundering event. That’s what art is anyway, right? Obviously not. Laughs in professional musician.

🥇- First pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package

🥈- Second pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package

🥉- Third pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package

🧪What is the adventuring package?🧪 If you feel like donating your win back to the guild, we can offer you all of the following: 40 phials of your choosing, 200 health pots, 200 mana pots, 200 of your preferred food, and 40 drums

Lastly, the winners will get the “THICC Contributers” role in Discord. Your name will shine brightly in green above everybody else’s (until our next donation drive)!


DOR gets AotC and 2/11M!

DOR secured their first AotC of Dragonflight, and also demolished the first two mythic bosses, Eranog and Council! DOR started back in Shadowlands during a period of time where the future of the game was uncertain. DOR rose out of this predicament and to prominence in SoD knocking out five mythic bosses. SFO was infamously overtuned so there was no interest in pushing father than two bosses. That interest may be creeping back-in as the first two bosses went down in two pulls each, who knows! Check back in.

Here’s a look at the DOR roster for the night! Booboospooce representing peak mages everywhere, stoically at the top. Rogues topped the meters on almost every pull so it’s no surprise to see them here again looking at us poors below.

Evoker healers proved the creme de la creme, the cherry on top, the goat’s boat, the bees’ knees, the wet farts, and the pride of the pack healer to bring to Raszussy. Their kit is well suited to every mechanic knobby arms threw at the team.

Congratulations to DOR and all the members who participated in securing AotC. 🔥🔥🔥


The Final KDSI of SL Ends

MYTHICC’s final dungeon invitational of Shadowlands ended on Saturday! The 4-week long event tracked participants through dungeons (between key levels 15-20) while keeping a scorecard of their end-of-dungeon timers. Players were awarded bonus points, scaling by key level, as well as a weekly attendance bonus.

Players pushed themselves harder than ever before as 20s were being completed with relative ease. There were some lows as well, as players encountered pitfalls causing score upsets. In the end, the event was in the “spirit of fun” while having provided a competitive component with gold compensation. With that all being said… we have our winners! 🏅

The Winners and Rewards

  1. Lightshift with 9,762 points and 250k gold
  2. Nulad with 9,115 points and 125k gold
  3. Amgine with 8,832 points and 50k gold

Winners took home some sweet gold! 💰 Keep your eyes out for Dragonflight plans and new events in the #key-events channel!


MYTHICC MVPs

MYTHICC guild hosted its first MVP event, sponsored by none other than Xorzus (Bob), where the highest IO scores in S3 for the roles of Tank, Healer, MDPS, and RDPS were awarded a WoW token! Congratulations to these members:
Oldcake, tank, 3400

Pandapriest, healer, 3176

Tytykiller, mdps, 3552

Sephos, rdps, 3388

You peeps knocked it out of the park and are truly MYTHICC MVPS! ⚾ The S4 MVP event is already underway, again sponsored by Bob–go get grinding for a free month sub!


Swipe Left Gets AoTC

Last night, after a grueling tier, Swipe Left knocked out their second AotC. With humble beginnings in Sanctum of Domination, the team stepped up to the challenge in SFO and defeated nipple zaddy man. The nerfs to Jailer were very noticeable and probably more in-line with where he was supposed to be when compared to previous tiers like Antorus. Unlike that tier, we don’t have an infinitely scaling power creep and we’re currently at the same gear/ilvl as the world first raiders were when they got cutting edge. The nerfs were 100% necessary as this was the most over-tuned raid in modern WoW history–it has the lowest heroic clear rate since WoWProgress started logging.

Here’s a look at the SL roster for the night! “Hunters” represented the majority of the damage for the evening, topping the first 5 spots of logs–and then there’s Googlimoogli being the loner of the warrior union. We’re still waiting for him to go “NYAAAAA!” when he hit’s his battle shout button… he does his best to ruin all of our immersion.

Congratulations to Swipe Left and keep a lookout for them in S4! 🥳