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Welcome to our new guild website! We spent a lot of time transferring over all of our information and modernizing the look! Have a peek around and let me know what you’d like to see in your news channel. All future blog posts can be found here. Please redirect all potential recruits to our new website and… FOR THE HORDE πŸͺ“!


Shadowlands First Donation Event Winners!

Shadowlands has been out for a month, and its first donation drive is now over. This was a triumphant start to the expansion for the guild! πŸ’°πŸ₯˜ Daily Dose tabs 1 & 2 are completely filled! Resources also have been distributed to the raid teams.

So without further delay, our first SLs Donation Drive Winners areπŸ“£:

  1. Crezzis with 2,173,370 points
  2. Panda with 1,319,400 points
  3. Rageborne with 700,000 points
  4. Profit with 400,000 points
  5. Andramantis with 168,462 points
  6. Sakazakii with 137,498 points

This was a tremendous turn out! Thank you everyone who donated! MYTHICC appreciates everyone of youπŸ™.

The PrizesπŸ†

Crezzis & Rageborne both won AOTC carries! Panda won 2, 14 Mythic+ carries! Profit, Andramantis, & Sakazakii all won 1, 14 Mythic+ carry each! If you’d like to receive some prizes in the future, make sure to participate in the next one. Lookout for the any upcoming donation events. Their announcements can be found in the #event-pings❗ and in our blog.

Huntyman Downed, PW ed.

PW strikes again! This time against the eviiil Huntsman and his 3 hungry bears – but actually we’re probably happy he’s gone because he can’t abuse animals anymore, right? Even more so, PW proved they could manage the additional soul rips where every sinseeker after bearo numero dos spawns extra healy adds. πŸ™€

They’re comp is listed below:

  • Tanks: Demon Hunter, Monk
  • Healers: Druid, Paladin, Holy Priest, 2 Shamans
  • RDPS: Druid, 3 Hunters, Mage, Shaman, 2 Warlocks
  • MDPS: 3 Death Knights, Paladin, Warrior

Impressively handled and well executed! Congratulations on your progress and good luck on Hungry Voidroiddaddy.


Huntsman And Devourer Hunted, RF1 ed.

The tier is here and RF1 plowed ahead and claimed kills on both Humpsmen and Dadvourer! πŸ†πŸ˜‰

Since being widely recognized by the community that CN is in fact a daddy issues raid tier (with Daddynathrius on top uwu), RF1 is forcing their way to the end to claim their prize. There’s a PS5 waiting for everyone at the end but be careful – Prince Renethal gonna steal yo man!

Congratulations to RF1 on their progress and good luck going into Sun King!… he iiis technically a Blood Elf though… so maybe not save him?… but a cool Belf… I’m so conflicted… 🀷


Introducing Minutes to Midnight

The raid team formally known as Weekend Warriors… I mean Sloppy Seconds.

Why the change?

We decided to have a raid name closer to how we raid. We usually tend to get our Prog Boss kills last pull of the night. Also to remove the suggestion of “A” & “B” teams aspects, which confused potential recruits. So goodbye Sloppy Seconds… you dirty whore! But mainly welcome M2M(Men to Men) *Wink wink* Clumsi and Marci. 🀀 Sorry got lost in thought! I mean Minutes to Midnight!!

When do they raid?

  • Tuesdays, 8-11pm CST
  • Sundays, 8-11pm CST

Are you interested in applying to the team? Visit the recruitment page to get started today!

RF1 Gets AoTC

β€œDefy Revendreth? I AM Revendreth!”

The first “Ahead of the Curve” was claimed this expansion by Raid Force One! Opting to finish heroic before delving into mythic progression, RF1 spent several raid nights perfecting the dance downstairs which seemed to do the trick. Daddynathrius gave out some of his PS5’s to RF1 his sugar babies, although I don’t recall if I saw any trinkets, oh well. Daddy giveth and Daddy taketh. Remornialess, congratulations to RF1 and it’s hardworking members! πŸ—‘οΈ

Bootygoblin, a RF1 raid officer, was kind enough to put together a kill video! Fire mage POV of course. My favorite part is Kurrs nerdgasming at the end, check it out below! πŸ”₯


Swreckedwing, PW ed.

The first mythic kill of our guild has been claimed by Prestige Worldwide! Batting out the doors at warp speed, this new raid team downed poor blind baby, Adorbswing πŸ¦‡, in just 5 pulls! Below, you can see the roster used for the kill and damage profile of the roughly seven minute encounter:

  • Tanks: Demon Hunter, Monk
  • Healers: 2 Priests, 2 Shamans
  • RDPS: Druid, 3 Hunters, 2 Mages, Shaman, 2 Warlocks
  • MDPS: 2 Death Knights, Paladin, Rogue, Warrior

Currently, PW is trying to secure Ahead of the Curve, finishing the second week of raid release at 10/10 normal, 7/10 heroic, and 1/10 mythic. Sludgefist has proven to be a bit of a wall but nothing PW can’t conquer (have you seen Limit’s mythic kill? It’s crazy!). Congratulations to PW on your first mythic kill and here’s to many more! ✨


The Great MYTHICC Bakeoff Winners Are…

Welcome Bakeoff participants! MYTHICC was pleased to host our first annual Bakeoff in co-sponsorship with the Weekly Disappointment community. There were many beautiful entries but alas, only three could win. Before we announce our busy bee bakers, let’s do a recap of what all was done:

  • Participants baked anything… yes, anything… but preferably baked goods
  • Judges reviewed all entries and gave blind scores based on Creativity, Presentation, and Uniqueness

Without further ado, here are the winners and event picture highlights:

  • Kalilolamb at 45 pts with her cataclysmic Maelstrom Cake, “Azeroth probably felt that one!” – Taru
  • Marcescens at 38 pts with his spirited Peppermint Macarons, “That’s a lot of green.” -Izzac
  • Starflower at 34 pts with her delightful Pineapple Upside-down Cake, “Them cherries be poppin’!” -Kasp

Nailed It!

Inspired by the show Nailed It! on Netflix, we gave our more adventurous bakers a self-serving challenge; could they replicate a difficult cake? The winner also won a copy of the “World of Warcraft Official Cookbook!” They had to pick from one of the following cake options: an angel, a penguin, and a Christmas tree!

Our winner for the Nailed It! category was… πŸ₯

Anarane with her amazing replica Christmas tree! πŸŽ„ Judges were dazzled with the detail work: the star appearing lit, the snow dusting, and an almost exact plating! Congratulations, Ana and special mentions to Starflower with her Nailed It! penguin – the fondant work was impressive, especially the ornaments!

The Prizes

Each one of our winners will take home the “World of Warcraft Official Cookbook!” Weekly Disappointment community sponsored additional awards to some of our winners:

  • Shadowlands: Base Edition
  • A store mount
  • A store pet

These prizes will be distributed pending review. A huge thank you to all who participated in the first event like this of its kind. We’ll see you all at the next GREAT MYTHICC BAKEOFF! 🍰


Shadowlands Donation Drive

Welcome to the Shadowlands everyone and what better way is there then to kick off the new expansion with a donation event! Let’s hop right into it.

Event Details: 11/29 to 12/31 midnight PST (2am CST/3am EST)

Donations to: Lavellb or Lavellc with the mail subject as “GBANK DONATION CONTEST.” Additionally, raiders may donate directly to their raid teams by submitting their goods into the team’s guild bank tab. If done this way, raiders must submit screenshots to Lavella and their raid leader.

Be warned that point values may fluctuate over the course of the event so refer to the #event-pings❗ channel in Discord for up-to-date point values and tallies.

Rewards

  1. A full heroic raid carry or four m+ 14’s. The guild will also pay for your first fully ranked legendary
  2. “Ahead of the Curve”carry or two m+ 14’s. The guild will pay for your first legendary through ranks 1-3
  3. One m+ 14 and the guild will pay for your first legendary through rank 2.

Get donating now! ✨


GREAT MYTHICC BAKEOFF!

Welcome MYTHICCians and honored participants! Today we announce our GREAT BAKEOFF… but why are we doing this, just whyyy? Because it’s the Holiday season, everything sucks right now-ish, and we need a reason to live during these trying times… so let’s do what we do best in Novemburr and Decempresents and bake! 🍰

But first! Let’s go over some important event and reward information below.

Event Details: 11/7/2020 to 12/15/2020

  • Bake anything!
  • Judges will pick 3 of the best baked goods based on the following: Creativity, Presentation, and Uniqueness.
  • We chose ‘uniqueness’ as a category because if there are 20 cookies posted, consider what you want us to see that makes your cookie stand out from the rest!
  • There is a complementary competition subsection called NAILED IT! See this section further down.
  • You may post as many submissions as you want for both the regular category and NAILED IT!, but all submissions must be posted in the #great-bakeoff🧁 channel and must be a baked good!

Overview of Prizes

Three winners will take home the perfect prize for the Holiday season, especially for the nerdy WoW player that cooks, the World of Warcraft Official Cookbook by Chelsea Monroe-Cassel! Monroe-Cassel has done a number of other famous franchise cookbooks like Game of Thrones, Elder Scrolls, Overwatch, and Hearthstone Innkeeper’s Tavern. Check out her books online! πŸ—

NAILED IT!

In addition to the BAKEOFF, we thought it would be a great time to add a subcategory to it. Inspired by the show “Nailed It!” on Netflix, we are giving our more adventurous bakers a self-serving challenge; can you replicate one of these 3 cakes below? The winner will also win a copy of the World of Warcraft Official Cookbook! Pick one of the following cake options:

  • An angel πŸ‘Ό
  • A penguin 🐧
  • A Christmas tree πŸŽ„

Please use these images as your cake lookalikes and post them in the #great-bakeoff🧁 channel and tag it with @NAILED IT so mods can follow!


Pumpkin Wieners and Contestants, Oh My!

Spooktober is over! Judges narrowed down all these awesome pumpkins to just three finalists. Pumpkin carvings were judged based on creativity, effort, and complexity but in the end the guild decided the order of our winners! πŸŽƒ Our winners are:

  1. Kaileesi – Sally with 12 votes
  2. Andramantis – Jack the Skeleton King with 8 votes
  3. Bridgeett – Sword of Sargeras with 6 votes

Sally and Jack the Skeleton King from Nightmare Before Christmas took top honors followed very closely by the Sword of Sargeras! Take a peek at their pumpies below! πŸ•―οΈ

The Prizes

All 3 winners take home some juicy rewards. Kaileesi gets the Crimson Deathcharger mount, only available to plate wearers who finish the lengthy legendary questline in Icecrown Citadel. A great mount to take with you into Shadowlands, Death Knight represent! πŸ‡

Andy gets the Crawling Claw pet. Perfect for those lonely nights when Clumsi is out whoring and you need some company. 🀏

Bridgeett gets my personal favorite reward, Widget the Departed! Only the cutest kitty there ever done was! Also, a great pet to protect you in Shadowlands from those pesky Blood Elves. 😽

Check out all the pumpkins uploaded to our Discord channel below. There were a lot of fan favorites and even some from outside our community. Thank you for everyone who participated and we’ll see you for the Winter guild BAKEOFF! πŸŽ‚