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Welcome to our new guild website! We spent a lot of time transferring over all of our information and modernizing the look! Have a peek around and let me know what you’d like to see in your news channel. All future blog posts can be found here. Please redirect all potential recruits to our new website and… FOR THE HORDE πŸͺ“!


DOR gets AotC and 2/11M!

DOR secured their first AotC of Dragonflight, and also demolished the first two mythic bosses, Eranog and Council! DOR started back in Shadowlands during a period of time where the future of the game was uncertain. DOR rose out of this predicament and to prominence in SoD knocking out five mythic bosses. SFO was infamously overtuned so there was no interest in pushing father than two bosses. That interest may be creeping back-in as the first two bosses went down in two pulls each, who knows! Check back in.

Here’s a look at the DOR roster for the night! Booboospooce representing peak mages everywhere, stoically at the top. Rogues topped the meters on almost every pull so it’s no surprise to see them here again looking at us poors below.

Evoker healers proved the creme de la creme, the cherry on top, the goat’s boat, the bees’ knees, the wet farts, and the pride of the pack healer to bring to Raszussy. Their kit is well suited to every mechanic knobby arms threw at the team.

Congratulations to DOR and all the members who participated in securing AotC. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


The Final KDSI of SL Ends

MYTHICC’s final dungeon invitational of Shadowlands ended on Saturday! The 4-week long event tracked participants through dungeons (between key levels 15-20) while keeping a scorecard of their end-of-dungeon timers. Players were awarded bonus points, scaling by key level, as well as a weekly attendance bonus.

Players pushed themselves harder than ever before as 20s were being completed with relative ease. There were some lows as well, as players encountered pitfalls causing score upsets. In the end, the event was in the “spirit of fun” while having provided a competitive component with gold compensation. With that all being said… we have our winners! πŸ…

The Winners and Rewards

  1. Lightshift with 9,762 points and 250k gold
  2. Nulad with 9,115 points and 125k gold
  3. Amgine with 8,832 points and 50k gold

Winners took home some sweet gold! πŸ’° Keep your eyes out for Dragonflight plans and new events in the #key-events channel!


MYTHICC MVPs

MYTHICC guild hosted its first MVP event, sponsored by none other than Xorzus (Bob), where the highest IO scores in S3 for the roles of Tank, Healer, MDPS, and RDPS were awarded a WoW token! Congratulations to these members:
Oldcake, tank, 3400

Pandapriest, healer, 3176

Tytykiller, mdps, 3552

Sephos, rdps, 3388

You peeps knocked it out of the park and are truly MYTHICC MVPS! ⚾ The S4 MVP event is already underway, again sponsored by Bob–go get grinding for a free month sub!


Swipe Left Gets AoTC

Last night, after a grueling tier, Swipe Left knocked out their second AotC. With humble beginnings in Sanctum of Domination, the team stepped up to the challenge in SFO and defeated nipple zaddy man. The nerfs to Jailer were very noticeable and probably more in-line with where he was supposed to be when compared to previous tiers like Antorus. Unlike that tier, we don’t have an infinitely scaling power creep and we’re currently at the same gear/ilvl as the world first raiders were when they got cutting edge. The nerfs were 100% necessary as this was the most over-tuned raid in modern WoW history–it has the lowest heroic clear rate since WoWProgress started logging.

Here’s a look at the SL roster for the night! “Hunters” represented the majority of the damage for the evening, topping the first 5 spots of logs–and then there’s Googlimoogli being the loner of the warrior union. We’re still waiting for him to go “NYAAAAA!” when he hit’s his battle shout button… he does his best to ruin all of our immersion.

Congratulations to Swipe Left and keep a lookout for them in S4! πŸ₯³


KDSI S4 Ends

MYTHICC’s 4th keystone dungeon invitational officially ended on Saturday! The 6-week long event tracked participants through dungeons (between key levels 15-20) while keeping a scorecard of their end-of-dungeon timers. Players were awarded bonus points, scaling by key level, as well as a weekly attendance bonus.

Players pushed themselves harder than ever before as 20s were being completed with relative ease. There were some lows as well, as players encountered pitfalls causing score upsets. In the end, the event was in the “spirit of fun” while having provided a competitive component with gold compensation. With that all being said… we have our winners! πŸ…

The Winners and Rewards

  1. RΓ―nnoa with 20,567 points (500k)
  2. Forbins with 18,676 points and (300k)
  3. Thulldar with 18,554 points and (100k)

Winners took home some sweet gold! πŸ’° Keep your eyes out for the next event and thank you to everyone who participated!!!


M Vigilant GuardION

🚨🚨🚨THIS IS A VERY LATE ARTICLE🚨🚨🚨

DOR started their mythic progression back in April, logging their first kill on Friday the 29th! Why did the article come out so late? Well, I forgot and also, we didn’t have a photo taken so this is from a kill months later, kek. With the team’s progression officially over, they’re casually meandering through M content, experiencing everything the game has to offer…

And it’s… not like Antorus, that’s for sure. Regardless, this is the final tier and hopefully it doesn’t burn us out! Opting for the 3-tank strategy for add management, our thiccest peeps pumped:


M Skoliosis Defeated

After finishing their H progression, DOR dives deeper into the secrets of the Sepulcher of the Thirsty Ones, uwuuu? The wormy boi himself, Skrillex, went down easily to the combined might of the Horlliance, the newest faction in WoW that best represents MYTHICC. Who were the thiccest, you ask?

Skrollex was raked apart and bitten by our pet loving friends. Yenstah stood above the rest, representing the feral population of WoW well. 🐈 Thank you for subbing Yenstah and Forbins!

DOR already started Sausage progression with many sub 30% pulls after one night. When will she go down! Stay tuned.


MYTHICC Gets AotC

Starting off June with a bang, DOR raid team downed the 5D chess wizard in a tantalizing game of whack-a-mole. In typical MYTHICC fashion, McChussy fell down on the last pull of the night. When interviewing raiders afterwards, holes were a hot topic:

The encounter was definitely a whirlwind of emotions–this entire raid was heavily over tuned and untested to prevent World First raiders from blitzing through early raid content. Unfortunately for us mere mortals, that meant an uphill ride on the struggle bus of fun. Hopefully, more Jailer nerfs will come toward the end of the patch so that other guilds have a shot.

Special shoutouts go to some of our DOR leadership who’re stepping down to focus on just gaming from here on out. Congratulations on finishing your progression and earning the AotC achievement, DOR! And special mention to Thull’s blood sacrifice, your large Tauren meat sack blood donation secured our kill, obviously. Zug Zug. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Introducing ALTHICC

ALTHICC is MYTHICC’s new Alliance sister guild on Mal’ganis. The guild is up and running and ready to give your Alliance toons a home on the… err…dark side? With 9.2.5 supposedly right around the corner, we’ll finalliancely be able to play with the opposing faction. How cool is that?

At the end of the day, less barriers keeping players from engaging with each other are good. The Horde side “won” in a sense as most of the player base ended up on that side for many different reasons, partly due to the raiding scene and racials. The faction war ran its course though, so hopefully the WoW story will go into a new and exciting direction. We could use refreshing narrative perspectives as told through in-game cutscenes and β€œstay awhile and listen” moments. Other MMOs have been adapting better story presentations and this is definitely an area where WoW could improve. #GiveBaineachair #Taurenandorcancesterworship #Forsakengraspingwiththeirplace

Alliance Guild Invites

Do you need an invite to our Alliance guild? Check out our Discord and post in the #guild-invites-alliance at the top to get started.

See you on the dark side! πŸ”₯