Welcome to our new guild website! We spent a lot of time transferring over all of our information and modernizing the look! Have a peek around and let me know what you’d like to see in your news channel. All future blog posts can be found here. Please redirect all potential recruits to our new website and… FOR THE HORDE 🪓!
After securing their first AOTC at Arby’s, AFK went back for secondsies. Mythic Kazzussy was no match for the combined might of the Hord… raid team, downing her within a 1.5hrs of seeing the fight for the first time. Players quickly learned how to play the Snake game again after forgetting that it even existed. One of our mage’s, Asimage, said this of the encounter, “she was fire, I was ice, I greeded for DPS, now everything’s not nice.” He died… as all arcane mages do, lusting for the top of the DPS meters from floor POV.
Healers had a lot to do, too. Nicki Minaj’s running sound resonated with each healer as they trailed laser beams to their portal homes, dodged frontal beams, and generally just kept us dumb dumbs alive. Brad, our resident Lizzie McGuire aka preservation evoker said this, “I breathed so hard, I’m still breathing.” Wise words from a wise scaley boi.
Tanks had their own piece of the puzzle to discover. They micromanaged the floor space galore, nailing down the rhythm of spacing while also discovering how irritating Kazzy can be–she never wants to move. She spell locks herself for agesssssssssssssssssssssss, but Sillytank and Crazyslapper powered their way through to success, LITERALLY being the only people alive (from my POV, I couldn’t see if anyone else was alive, sorry!) til the end. A MYTHICC feat of strength for sure. Kudos gentlemen and congratulations AFK, 1/9M! 🏆
AFK (formerly DOR) raid team devoked the evoker himself, Sarkarkarhar…, and clipped his wings which secured them their first AOTC! Unfortunately, WCL was down for a major update so we couldn’t take any images of our logs to share. 😿😿😿
Healers and tanks were on point with the new H dispel mechanic, especially when it overlapped with black holes, hurling barrages, and BOMBAS! 💣Getting over the severe mechanic overlap in P3 proved to be the winning pull, as there was a period of time where the raid could smack the lizard around uninterrupted. Congratulations to AFK on finishing their H progression!
In standard SL fashion, we forgot to take a photo of our boss kill. So here is a floor POV of an unnamed player (probably a hoe goblin) in the council room! The team managed to absolutely shred council in an unprecedented one-shot. Congratulations to Forbins and the SL team on their kill. I hope they enjoy their mythic vault loot option! ✨
This marks the 2nd mythic boss kill for the Swipe Left team as they casually progress through VOTI.
We have our winners from the “Rat Race!: Pandaria” event!💥As a recap, our furry little devils had to find specific NPCs all over Pandaria. They traversed through the jungles of the Jade Forest, the fields of Valley of the Four Winds, the cold mountains of Kun-Lai, and over the wall to get to the Shrine of the Two Moons. Many Vulpera were mercilessly murdered by the native Yuangol and Mogu. Only three sly foxes stood out from the rest… the winners are 🎉:
First place won Squeakers, the mouse mount. Second place won Dottie, the store pet, and third place won Lil’ Ursoc! Congratulations to all our rat race participants, you made this fun, truly! 🧡
MYTHICC delved into the Vault of the Incarnates, locking down the achievement, Glory of the Vault Raider! The mount, the Raging Magmamammoth (that’s a lot of m’s), is a spicy magma boi who likes to take long walks on lava beaches. Congratulations to everyone who attended and enjoy your fabulous new mount.
10.0’s donation event was a huge success, all under the watchful eyes of our resident guild bank manager, Anarane. 👀 Hailing originally from the guild, the Crimson Horde, Ana has been with MYTHICC since BFA, slapping her wild dogs on poor Alliance newbies. One story I vividly recall is that Ana chased down wayward gnomes who minded their own questing business in Vale of Eternal Blossoms. They pleaded for their life and she typed out, “lol”. And then she proceeded to moider them.
Donations totaled out to nearly 6M gold, just over $620 dollars’ worth of WoW tokens!
💎 Jarkatel with 2,500,000 points!
💎 Largefarva with 1,370,000 points!
💎 Kitori with 1,122,977 points!
Jewelry and visual artist, Andrea Groner, from OddifyIndy, is supplying the guild with exclusive artwork once again! This time the theme centers around the Dragonflights and their respective Aspects. There are 5 pieces total and each one transforms the colors of the flights to geode-like drip pours.
🥇- First pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package
🥈- Second pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package
🥉- Third pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package
🧪What is the adventuring package?🧪 If you feel like donating your win back to the guild, we can offer you all of the following: 40 phials of your choosing, 200 health pots, 200 mana pots, 200 of your preferred food, and 40 drums.
Thank you to everyone who donated and for making the first donation event of DF a banger!
Last Sunday, Swipe Lefties downed the thunder bird, Razzlewing, after several dazzling attempts. Raiders were not pushed back by her tempest wing, and instead yeeted the birdy off her own platform securing the kill. When interviewing members after the win, Asimage couldn’t help himself and screamed, “Yasssss mama yasssss, we got her! HOYAAAAAAAAAA!” Other raiders cried out a very emotional and powerful display of gamer AoTC release. It was a marvelous moment shared with the team.
A special thank you to members of our other raid team coming in and helping land the kill with us! Looking at you, Dyson and Brad on their thicc evokers, Dysagosa and Nutsardragon. 🦎🦎🦎 And a special thank you to Cobie as well, rocking the pre re-work ret Paladin energy.
Nerf mage! JK.
Welcome to the greatest and evilest race in all of World of Warcraft, RAT RACE 🏁! MYTHICC brings you a treacherous and fun-fueled event again!
The premise: New Vulpera priests risk it all to get to Shrine of Two Moons by foot… but there’s a twist! Every participant is given Swiftness Potions, Goblin Gliders, and a Swapblaster. The goal… getting to the Shrine of the Two Moons before your comrades… at their expense. 🦊
Event Details: 3/25 at 7:00pm CST
Sadly, not everyone can win but every participant can go home knowing that they represented the worst of the Vulperan race. 💖
The goal here is to have fun while screwing over your friends! Everyone has a target on their back… may the cleverest Vulpera win!
MYTHICC’s first key event of Dragonflight ended on Saturday! The 5-week long event tracked participants through dungeons (between key levels 10-15) while keeping a scorecard of their end-of-dungeon timers. Players were awarded bonus points, scaling by key level, while also disregarding one weeks’ worth of points to allow for schedule flexibility and to drop a bad score.
Players pushed themselves harder than ever before and 15s were being completed with relative ease. There were some lows as well, as players encountered pitfalls causing score upsets. In the end, the event was in the “spirit of fun” while having provided a competitive component with gold compensation. With that all being said… we have our winners! 🏅
Winners took home some sweet sweet gold, $130 worth of it! 💰 Keep your eyes out for the next event and thank you to everyone who participated!!!
10.0(.05) is hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee, we have tier and we’re hot messes. So, it’s that time of the expansion where we need you to fill the guild bank! ☝️
Event Details: 2/7 at reset to 3/7 at reset
Be warned: point values may fluctuate, and items may be removed over the course of the event. Refer to the 🎫thicc-events channel in Discord for up-to-date point values, items, and score tallies.
Jewelry and visual artist, Andrea Groner, from OddifyIndy is supplying the guild with exclusive artwork once again! This time the theme centers around the Dragonflights and their respective Aspects. There are 5 pieces total and each one transforms the colors of the flights to geode-like drip pours. Winners get to choose their favorite piece in the order of 1st->2nd->3rd. Any remaining will be raffled off in a brutal gold laundering event. That’s what art is anyway, right? Obviously not. Laughs in professional musician.
🥇- First pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package
🥈- Second pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package
🥉- Third pick of exclusive artwork, or 250k gold, or adventuring package
🧪What is the adventuring package?🧪 If you feel like donating your win back to the guild, we can offer you all of the following: 40 phials of your choosing, 200 health pots, 200 mana pots, 200 of your preferred food, and 40 drums
Lastly, the winners will get the “THICC Contributers” role in Discord. Your name will shine brightly in green above everybody else’s (until our next donation drive)!
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