Welcome to our new guild website! We spent a lot of time transferring over all of our information and modernizing the look! Have a peek around and let me know what you’d like to see in your news channel. All future blog posts can be found here. Please redirect all potential recruits to our new website and… FOR THE HORDE 🪓!
Sloppy Seconds zoomies into 8/12 mythic having defeated both Xanash and Ra-den! They would have downed Xany 💊 the week before but were ROBBED after Bnet services crashed causing them to call raid early. Thankfully, Ra-den didn’t take SSs too long to learn. It took only one night of progression to bring down the mad titan, rest his tortured zaddy soul. 🙏
We ended up kiting him (thank God we have a Demon Hunter tank) until 40%, completely avoiding the 3rd set of orbs. There were many vitas and voidies to be had by very thirsty raiders… Andy… 🤦♀️ you bring shame to us all.
If you’re curious about our mapping for Ra-den, look no further! Courtesy of Izzacpally. These positions made handling the very fast–paced mechanics with ease.
And our routes for Xany were:
Going forward, SSs will be taking on Vexiona 🐉 then spiraling down into the voidy abysses of Ny’alotha to Il’gynoth, Corruption Reborn. Time will tell how long he takes but SSs is on a path to success! Except for Clumsi, he’s toxic. ☠️
On Tuesday night, Raid Force One did the unimaginable (not really, but that’s just a fun word to use). They blasted their way into the belly of the beast and defeated N’zoth on mythic difficulty! 🥂 Two lucky members of the team, Shytrap and Highprofit, got the enigmatic mythic only mount, the Ny’alotha Allseer.
Now 12/12 mythic progression, RF1 is planning for a couple of things. They aim to clear all of mythic while also preparing for Shadow Lands. They also might start trials again! Whether that be the case or not, congratulations Raid Force One!!! 🎆
The raid team formally known as Weekend Warriors underwent a much needed face-lift (cuz we ugly 😿)… they’ve been renamed, Sloppy Seconds! SS had their “inaugural” run last night and recleared 6/12 M! A huge feat for them considering *cough cough Shad’har* tends to take them out to dinner and never call them again. Sad times we know.
Why the change?
Since Weekend Warriors opted for a two-day raid schedule, they changed their name to better reflect their new identity: they no longer raid just on the weekends! 🍻 Having a second day is both attractive for recruitment and allows for more time to progress.
When do they raid?
Tuesdays, 8-11pm CST
Sundays, 8-11pm CST
Are you interested in applying to the team? Visit the recruitment page to get started today!
Weekends Warriors was successful, having plunged into the depths of Ny’alotha to deworm the monstrous Drest’agath on Mythic difficulty 🐛. It took WWs 3 nights of extended progression to accomplish their feat, securing the team 6/12 M progression!
Everyone contributed to a clean kill except for…🥁… Googlimoogli!
Googlimoogli channeled his inner inting energy and just before he died he screamed “screw all you guys, I’m going home!” With tears in our eyes, we applauded his thoughtful gesture and proceeded to sacrifice him repeatedly using the Ritual Drust Knife toy. Thank you for the kill Googli!
WWs will be going to a 2-day raiding schedule starting Tuesday, June 23rd. The new schedule will look like this:
Tuesdays 8-11pm CST
Sundays 8-11pm CST
If you’re interested in raiding with Weekend Warriors, reach out to an officer on how to apply or follow this link to the recruitment page.
The Rat Race 🏁 was a HUGE success. The little furry army made their way from the great gates of Orgrimmar all the way down through the blistering dunes of Tanaris. They braved countless obstacles – they fell into the lava ridden chasms of Southern Barrens, were eaten alive by rabid monsters, and others were bamboozled by their own friends. It was fun to see Vulpies who had major leads fall behind drastically while others had a “nose for trouble” and found their way to first! Here are our winners 🎉:
Bootyfurry (Bootygoblin from MYTHICC)
Jadewaddles (Missmystic from Anti Social) and Furrycake (Treecake from MYTHICC)
Pawlabean (Marcescens from MYTHICC), Dvinestarfox (Pixxiinix from Milk), and Holyfox (Anaráné from MYTHICC)
First place won Squeakers, the trickster! Second places winners won Dottie, the most important pet for any true Vulpera. And 3rd place winners won a free key carry on a character of their choosing! Consolation prizes go out to all our other participants! 💎
Welcome to the greatest and most evilest race in all of World of Warcraft, RAT RACE 🏁! MYTHICC is teaming up with Anti Social to bring you a treacherous and fun-fueled event!
The premise: New Vulpera priests risk it all to get to Dawnrise Expedition, Tanaris by foot… but there’s a twist! Every participant is given movement enhancing consumables and a Swapblaster. The goal… getting to Dawnrise Expedition before your comrades for fun prizes, at their expense 🦊.
Event Details: 6/11 at 5:00pm CST
Every participant must be a Vulpera priest and registered via a posted spreadsheet
Your Vulpera must be on the Mal’ganis or Kil’jaeden servers to receive a prize
A 40-man raid group will be formed
Everyone will be given 10 gold, 5 Goblin Glider Kits, 5 Lightfoot Potions, and a Swapblaster
Mounts, flight paths, portals, movement enhancing abilities, and talents are NOT permitted
The Vulpera racial ‘Make Camp’ and ‘Return to Camp’ are allowed but use it wisely, it has a long cool down
Use of Psychic Scream and Holy Word: Chastise are allowed and may get you out of a pickle
Participants must visit 3 checkpoints and find a vendor specific item in those areas. You must present them to a moderator at the finish line as proof of your travels
These checkpoints and items will be announced during the starting event timer
Additional racing hints will also be shared during the beginning timer
Moderators will police from the skies making sure rules are being followed and to assist troubled Vulpera who fall too far behind
Overview of Prizes
1st – Squeakers, the Trickster store mount (or equivalent)
2nd – Dottie store pet (2 winners chosen after first)
3rd – A free 15 carry on a character of your choosing (3 winners chosen after second place winners finish)
Sadly, not everyone can win but every participant can go home with a little treat of their choosing. These consolation prizes are:
Consumables Basket 🍲: 5 Abyssal Healing Potions and 1 Greater Flask of Vast Horizon
Enchanter’s Bag ✨: 20 Gloom Dust, 5 Umbra Shards, and 3 Veiled Crystals
Weekend Warriors got deci… decimated Hivemind on Sunday making them 5/12M 🍻! This is the farthest into a tier WWs has been, which is even more special considering that they’re only a one-day mythic raiding team. Even more impressively, by the end of the night everyone became ball dodging legends, except for these hookers:
Obviously, the shamans sucked but not as bad as the Paladian 🍁. He let more balls hit his face than anyone has ever seen before, and with passion. Clumsiest joined him because he felt left out and he also likes balls 🤤.
Stay tuned as WWs will take on Xanax 💊, the Dark Pill Inquisitor, after a short reclear next week. Hang on to your pandas!
Raid Force One officially downed Carapace of N’zoth, the Thick Purple Tendy Zaddy, making them 11/12 mythic! It was a well earned kill with *mumble over a hundred pulls mumble 🤫* to defeat the Lovecraftian horror. RF1 is doing a reclear next week before diving through the depths to face N’zoth, the Corrupter – the last Old God and clearly a Panda.
To date, Fun Runs! has double-downed on mythic Jaina successfully getting 10 mounts for guild. Congratulations on our most recent mount winners! Fun Runs! 🎈, hosted by Bootygoblin, will continue farming mythic Jaina until the end of May and then it will alternate weeks with other content. If you’re interested in the mount, signup through Discord but make sure you have the Mythicc Member role, otherwise you won’t see the channel that has the sheet.