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Welcome to our new guild website! We spent a lot of time transferring over all of our information and modernizing the look! Have a peek around and let me know what you’d like to see in your news channel. All future blog posts can be found here. Please redirect all potential recruits to our new website and… FOR THE HORDE πŸͺ“!


Nymawho?

Mythic Nymue, Weaver of the Cycle, is officially down by the AFK team. This makes them 5/9M, with just Larry and Smoldy with the questionable voice acting left to go. Larry progression started tonight on 1/3/24, so let’s see how quickly they’re get the good goat horse man down. Congratulations AFK team!


DF S3 Donation Drive Winners

10.2’s donation is officially over! This time it was a December give-a-thon which totaled over 2M gold, just around $150 dollars’ worth of WoW tokens! Thank you to all of our donors, your contributions keep our operations going, whether it’s repairs for 3 raid teams, or gold rewards for our dungeon events.

The Winners

πŸ’Ž Araxiel with 1,117,710 points!

πŸ’Ž Kocainebear with 525,600 points!

πŸ’Ž Kalanee with 258,842 points!

✨Prizes✨

The top three winners can choose from the list of these available prizes!

MYTHICC Swag: a t-shirt, tote, or coffee mug designed by Tarugala.

A Professional Dog Training Lesson: for those of you with pet dogs, Kitori is offering an hour-long virtual lesson for obedience or trick training. No serious behavior problems such as separation anxiety or aggression.

Battle.net Item: an item from the battle.net shop of up to a $25 value (game time, WoW token, battle pet, mount, etc.).

Adventuring Package: if you feel like donating your win back to the guild, we can offer you all of the following:

  • 40 Phials of your choosing
  • 200 health and mana potions
  • 200 of your preferred food
  • 40 drums

Council of Loot

AFK done did it again. They moidered the trio of dreams, checking off another mythic kill in their progression. Now 4/9M, in just two weeks, is on pace to really push this tier. Now that everyone has access to the new helm enchants, that extra nudge in player power/pseudo raid nerf, will definitely help in these later bosses. Up next on their docket is Nymue, the Dreamweaver. They swung some pulls on her tonight, but only had so much time left before raid was over. Regardless, congratulations to AFK on your achievement!!! ❀️‍πŸ”₯


Gnarly Rooted, Igira Booped, and Volcoross Dewormed

AFK, in stunning fashion, uprooted the tree, booped Igira back, and dewormed the firey wormy boi. This was AFK’s first night venture into M this season, easily scoring three mythic bosses to their ledger. Led by the three amigos, Izzacangel, Baybespice (who is not, in fact, just a bebe), and Crazyslapper, AFK had a very good first progression raiding night. The evening was not without tears however, as our resident plague rat, Vexrell, had the pox, scurvy, and dysentery but still managed to pull herself up from her bootstraps and tank for the team. Thank you Vex!

Other raiders had some fun chime-ins they wanted included to this article:

I’m not supposed to even be here.” -Anonymous

What’s a vantussy?” -Onlypaws

It’s lonely at the bottom, :(.” -Baybespice

This is good sauce.” -Marinara

What are these camera angles!!?” (died while rolling) – Forbins

All this downtime let’s me finish my dot art.” -Amy

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!” – Nexdemise

There were other great quips but I’m tired and was at urgent care this morning then did a nine-hour shift, so enjoy what ya got, hoochies. πŸŽ…πŸΏ


Rastomped

The AFK raid team defeated Rashok, the Elder in under 65 pulls. What an amazing achievement earned for such a stellar boss design and encounter. The healers were the STARS of the show, keeping everyone alive through unbearable heal absorbs and strong hits. Raider became pro’s at dodging balls-to-the-face, usually enjoyable for some but the not so fun here. This officially marks them down for 5/9M progression. Talks of pushing harder next tier are happening but we’ll see what the team wants to do in Guardians of the Dream!


AFK Remembers the Experiments

Like Neltharion, AFK delved into alchemical romances, remembering the Titans… Forgotten Experiments. What does this mean? They killed the boss, hombre. After some hurdles with schedule adjustments and “yadayada getting 20+ people together in one place at one time” situated, AND with Augmentation Evokers now in the mix, the Fofo Experiments were soundly defeated.

I think there was a mythic chromatic essence in the loot, maybe? One can dream or perhaps my ADHD will allow me to remember. Congratualtions to AFK and locking down 4/9M. βš—οΈ


S2 Dragonflight KDSI Winners!

MYTHICC’s 2nd key tournament of Dragonflight officially ended… so who were the winners? Much like a food recipe, you will have to scroll for 84 years to find out. But first we discuss the eventβ€”this 4-week long event tracked participants through dungeons (between key levels 16-20) while keeping a scorecard of their end-of-dungeon timers. Players were awarded bonus points, scaling by key level, while simultaneously also disregarding one weeks’ worth of bad points.

Players pushed themselves harder than ever before and 20s were being completed with relative ease. There were some lows as well, as players encountered pitfalls causing score upsets. Warriors swept the floor securing both 2nd and 3rd place spots, but a mage rose above all others… here are the winners! πŸ…

The Winners and Rewards

  1. Baybespice with 1575.35 pts (400k)
  2. Hoover with 1572.54 pts and (250k)
  3. Thulldar with 1549.51 pts and (100k)

Winners took home some sweet sweet gold! πŸ’° Keep your eyes out for the next event and thank you to everyone who participated!!!

In hindsight, looking at the winners, they were all Tauren. Cows run this city. πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„

This was event was led by our new KDSI General, Caelistis! More casually known as Pix. Brava!


DF Season 2 Donation Drive Winners

Our second donation event was a major success, taking in 3.45M worth of gold and items, that’s roughly $250. Kitori, our new guild bank officer, oversaw her first project at MYTHICC and nailed it. Thank you Kit! This support will continue to keep the “lights on” aka your repairs and bank privileges, as well as fund our key tournaments!

The Winners

πŸ’Ž Brad with 1.1M points!

πŸ’Ž Mendo with 1M points!

πŸ’Ž Heph with 500k points!

✨Prizes✨

Winners got to choose any of these prizes:

Artwork – Jewelry and visual artist, Andrea Groner, from OddifyIndy, supplied the guild with exclusive artwork! These works were leftovers from the last donation event. The theme centers around the Dragonflights and their respective Aspects. There are 4 pieces bundled together.

Dog training lesson – For those of you with pet dogs, Kit who is a professional dog trainer, will provide an hour-long virtual lesson for obedience or trick training. (No serious behavior problems such as separation anxiety or aggression, though I’m happy to point you in the right direction!).

Battle.net Item – An item from the battle.net shop of up to a $25 value (game time, WoW token, battle pet, mount, etc).

Adventuring package – If you feel like donating your win back to the guild, we can offer you all of the following: 40 phials of your choosing, 200 health pots, 200 mana pots, 200 of your preferred food, and 40 drums.

Thank you to everyone who donated and for making our second donation event of DF a banger!


Swipe Left Gets AoTC!

On July 2nd, Swipe Left downed Sarkalathalalaala in their Sunday best, which secured their AotC achievement for the team. The nasty hump of mechanics that overlap right at the start of the 3rd phase was the cause for many failures, as it’s designed to be that way. But SL figured it out, gracefully getting booped by dispels and playing pika boo with the bombs wasn’t anything they couldn’t handle. Congratulations to SL and sorry for the late post! New patch new energy, enjoy the new content! πŸ”₯


New Students Gets AOTC

New Students took their first AOTC after taking down the de facto leader of the Sundered Flame in an all but standard fashion, the last pull. New Students was a new team created this tier by Captnsharkey and his wife, Shamncheese, who’re tried to find a better time that fit their PST work-life balance. MYTHICC picked up the bill gladly and made it happen! Grat’s to NS and their first major accomplishment. πŸŽ‰

Holymecha, we missed you, get in on the next one! 🫢