Welcome to our new guild website! We spent a lot of time transferring over all of our information and modernizing the look! Have a peek around and let me know what you’d like to see in your news channel. All future blog posts can be found here. Please redirect all potential recruits to our new website and… FOR THE HORDE 🪓!
We’re halfway through 9.0 (we at 9.05, yee yee) and it’s that time of the patch again where we need you to fill our holes… in the guild bank! ☝️
Event Details: 4/13 at reset to 5/18 midnight server (1am EST)
Donations sent to: Zarie with the mail subject as “GBANK DONATION.” Additionally, raiders may donate directly to their raid teams by submitting their goods into the team’s guild bank tab. If done this way, raiders must submit screenshots to @Animal/Zarie through Discord.
CHANGES TO THE EVENT
Previously there were no thresholds participants needed to reach in order to receive prizes. This is changing. In order to unlock third, second, and first place prizes you must:
Reach over 300k points in donations for third places prizes
Reach over 600k points in donations for second place prizes
Reach over 1 million points in donations for first place prizes
We are doing this since officers are awarding game time as prize rewards. Points TBA before the event launches!
Be warned that point values may fluctuate over the course of the event so refer to the #event-pings❗ channel in Discord for up-to-date point values and tallies.
Game time, 3 mythic 14s carries untimed, or adventuring package
Game time, 2 mythic 14s carries untimed, or adventuring package
Mount option from list, 1 mythic carry untimed, or adventuring package
All participants who donate over 300k points worth of mats will get the “THICC Contributers” role in Discord. Your name will shine brightly above everybody else’s!
What is the adventuring package? 20 flasks ⚗️, 40 food of your choice (no feasts) 🍰, and 100 healthpots! 💉
What are the mounts on the list? The person who places in third can choose from a mount from this list below, thanks Ana:
MYTHICC’s first keystone dungeon invitational officially ended last Thursday! 🧨 The 9-week long event tracked participants dungeon timers and how much time was left tallied together. Time bonuses were awarded every week to participants as additional incentive to come. With that all being said… we have our winners.
Andramantis at 5:42:30
Aleiya at 5:08:56
Jujubae at 5:06:46
Each winner took home a major gold pot! 💰 First place took home 700k, second place at 400k, and third place at 200k. For future events, we are shortening the KDSI season so it won’t be so long and reviewing prizes. Did someone say game time??? 🤩 Keep your eyes out for the next event and thank you to everyone who came and participated!!!
Midnight to Minutes did it again! Living up to their name in every way, MM struck down the greedy thief during the last pull of the night! Somehow our seed handlers didn’t chi portedo, blink, disengage, or soul shape into traps. 😿This was definitely a feat of strength for some, especially Mayunie. His fat panda definitely did that several times… as well as the game literally inting on some pulls – he’d stand on top of the seeds with no cursor indicator anywhere to pick them up, thanks Clumsi! 🤷♀️ I’m sure there were other instances of seed mishaps but I could only remember my own because CHI PORTEDOing into improperly executed mechanics is so extra and I am that extra. 🤚✨
The best part was that Xy’daddy went down in what felt like only one raid night??? We spent a half a day on him on Tuesday and then a full raid night on him the following Sunday. So let’s say it was one raid day’s worth of time, kek. 🙈 The video is below, courtesy of Izzacangel! No Beethoven this time. Congratulations, MM!
More images to come! I have to find the person with our group photo!
Defeated by the forces of love 💖, rainbows 🌈, and kitty toe beans 🐾, MM prevailed against that nasty Lady D and her anima canisters (still the best guild name never used). With her out of the way, Daddynathrius’s plans were halted – preventing more anima from bleeding out into the Maw and into Andy’s mouth.
Some of the fun encounter highlights for me was that amount of people zipping in and out doing their “lines”… something Clumsi is a pro at. 👃
Watch out kill video below in a true dramatic Beethoven fashion, courtesy of Izzacangel:
Claiming their first AoTC in MYTHICC, the DORs did NOT get on their knees for Daddynathrius… but I’m not sure why not, prudes. With help from members of RF1 and MM, Sire proved he was all talk and no game and eventually fled in to Remornia, our new Shadowlands waifu knifu. 🗡️ One day we’ll get the RP that supposed to play at the end of the raid, I’ve only ever seen it once out a lot of kills and I don’t remember how he dissolves into Remrem… I guess we’ll never know.
This was a long time coming for them, having recently moved from a 1-day schedule to a 2-day with the expectation to go into mythic soon. For now however, DOR is still recruiting for regular roster members. Reach out to Wellfleet for more info! Congratulations DOR! 🚪
Kael’thas Sundaddy was saved by Minutes to Madness… Men… Midnight on Sunday! Opting for the single tank strat (DHs are broken), they heal zerged with 2 restoration shamans, 2 holy priests, 1 restoration druid, and 1 holy paladin. 💚
The healers and PI bots pumped their love juice into KD (Kael’daddy), until he was uWu refreeeshed. But the highlight of our most recent reclear was something none of us expected – the return of Izzacangel’s ‘sOaK’ vocal cry. For those that don’t know, Izzac suffers from Chokesondixia, where the throat randomly goes crazy and words filter through as though he is choking. Before his diagnosis, we all first noticed it during NYA progression, notably on Hivemind. Thankfully, he’s worked through it and is an advocate for Chokesondixia awareness. 🍆
Below is MM’s first KD takeup??? Technically, we don’t takedown since we just heal him and slap him around a bit so it’s whatever. ✋ Enjoy!
Sashay Left, Shimmy Right! Raid Force 1 proved they were the dance masters of Castle Nathria, quickly sidestepping the Council of Blood in mythic! They even took home all the loots… except for Tjuan who got that trinket, you know… the Macabre Sheet Music. 🐸 We all feel for you, we truly do. Those stingy council members did you dirty.
RF1 plows ahead to Sludgefist, the BDSM pillar smasher, uuuWuuu. Quite different from heroic difficulty, they’ll have to manage the new soak mechanic while not yeeting whoever their tethered to… I mean, if I saw a Blood Elf chained to me, I could do unforgivable things to them, and I’d be OK with it. Good luck RF1 and congratulations to a well earned progression boss!
RF1 dazzled and amazed when they annihilated Lady Inerva after just FIVE pulls… after just one night of progression… 🙀
It doesn’t come as a surprise to me since they’re mad pumpers. RF1 has already started their Council progression as this article comes late. They’re getting closer and closer to Daddynathrius every week. With the end almost in sight, I can’t wait to watch their Denathrius progression and see if they can master the mirror phase!
Major news coming from leadership at MYTHICC! We are proud to announce our newest raiding team to our family, De Other Raid! Led by Wellfleet and Co., DOR is a heroic raiding team that dabbles in mythic.
When Do They Raid?
Saturdays from 7:00-11:00pm CST
Sundays from 2:00-5:00pm CST
What Type Of Team Is This?
DOR is an AOTC driven heroic raiding team that raid up to 6 hours a week. They set aside Sundays to finish loose ends from the previous evening, however, this will change when KDSI wraps up. Sunday afternoon raid times will move to Thursday evenings. This change won’t conflict with any other major guild events so members won’t have to choose between KDSI Season 2 or anything else the guild currently hosts.
The goal for DOR is to offer a midweek and weekend semi-hardcore raiding experience so that the rest of the week is free to be with friends or family. DOR raiders are expected to be informed about their class/spec, have consumables and enchantments, and adequate raiding knowledge.
Why Choose This Team?
DOR offers something the other two raiding experiences in the guild don’t – a more laid-back approach to raiding and a less grueling schedule. RF1 and MM would be considered “hardcore” since their raiding expectations and outside-raid requirements must remain competitive. Ultimately though, this is what sets DOR apart from our other groups:
If you want to kill bosses while having fun, keep most of your week free, and be done early enough in the evening then this team is for you!
Check out our raid teams page for more information!
Minutes to Midnight scored another Mythic kill after Barnacle yeeted everyone with beams. Clumsi finally quit using his 🐢 to sit on Devour’s face, to get da 🍑 consumed! Marci is going to be pissed… or into it 🔥. Awesome job M2M! Now 3/10M CN. They will be starting to work on the Portal Ethereal Xy’Mox 🕳️. Stay tuned for more Clumdump shaming 💋.